I gotta a Funny joke!!!!! gimme one close to it k?
great jokes like this
once there was a man who farted every morning waking his wife with the horrid putrid smell. it sounded as if his guts were to rip out!
she went to the doctor and the doctor said they couldnt do anything. so one day while carving up a turkey for christmas and she put all the guts in a bowl she decided to surprise her husband. so she crept up into his room where he slept then she dumped the bowl of gizzards in his pants. 5 mins later she heard a scream from his room, and she laughed. after another 5 mins he came running down saying honey you were right im so sorry i should never fart like that again my guts blew out!!!...........................but by the grace of God, these two fingers and some vaseline, i think i got most of them back in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAAHAHA gimme your funny jokes similar to that
lol my friend told this one to me on Friday: There was a man on a bus, and he had to fart but didn't want anyone to know. He noticed that there was loud music playing, so he decided to time his farts to the music. And by the time he got to his stop he felt very much better 
, but when he looked around the bus everyone was staring at him. Then he realized he was listening to his I-pod the whole time!!!!!
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